In the Minivan

Michael is getting a van and Max is tired. Let's just be cool about this. No, but for real. We mismanaged our time and didn't set up a backlog of episodes while we're traveling. Big goof on our parts. You don't have to be mean about it. Sorry, we feel bad. Anyways. We'll talk to you in a month. Get in the discord in the meantime and buy a shirt, you might get a DVD too. Support the Show.

The big topic. The thing everyone has been discussing. The only thing on any of our minds- the Atlanta Braves fall to the Philadelphia Phillies. Unreal. "I feel like an imposter, even in fear" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0o8wptMaCIZzsRJFnPjto6?si=6ac61bd37b3e463a THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

We had a blast at Let's Fest. So much fun. We stared at traffic. We did standup. We flung mayonnaise and raced cars. Let's be real, Indianapolis is quite the place to wander around. We've done it all here- we've eaten at mean restaurants, we've walked barefoot and kissed a horse. Since we've got our friends around, we bring on Danny Maupin and Ben Katzner. Danny impersonates Rappin' Danny Maupin and Ben learns to sign R&B. Kisses, baby. I'm the baby! For real, on a side note. We can't thank Ryan and Jared enough at Let's Comedy for setting this up. They've been very special to us for a long time and if you're ever in Indiana, see what these guys are up to- they're the best. Also, pre-order Max's album, it comes out Friday: https://www.blondemedicine.com/bm113-i-like-his-style Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

Michael went to a concert and he's got some guff, man. Max defends his choices and the story starts to make sense. Lord of the Rings- who cares! Listen to Michael explain the first song of this episode- he's got a lot to say. Michael spends the majority trying to get Max to like one band and it's just not gonna happen. The barrier is too deep. This may be the end of the line, the straw that breaks the camels' back. For shame. Backstage stories? We've got some! "I've got my big special thing box" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3tVxBheHn9nDKjlMrjHlFQ?si=441162e2e1f74ca4 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

The boys went on another podcast this week, and it's Benny Feldman's. We had a nice time and we spent a fair amount of it dissing former guest, current roommate: Adam Gilbert. If you want to know what it's like when the fellas aren't leading the discussion, this is the episode for you. We're leaving it light because we have a lot of work to do before we record our next episode THIS SUNDAY IN INDIANAPOLIS. "It turns into the evil eye" Pre-Order Max's Album! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

Hot, heavy, and loud men. That's the In the Minivan guarantee- it'll be heavier than it is hot. We got together after the sun went down, and that means it's darker before the dawn. Sure. The Falcons are up, the Braves are up, and we're not guys that play sports very well. Michael went to Boston and saw some family and witches. Max went to Atlantic City, not as pretty as the HBO show makes it out to be. Pre-order Max's album starting this Friday. "The only thing I know about stem cells is something I learned from a grifter in a hot tub on a rooftop in Medellin, Colombia" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4hC60BrpsUOA71C99cDc58?si=4cf2a956edd54b6d THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

We've got Matty Ryan on today, the boys are out. You ever ride down the Pacific Coast Highway in a convertible? Wind in your hair, the ocean to your side, the breeze in your face. All of a sudden, a bird comes in and sits down next you in the passenger seat. You don't know this bird, but he knows you. You stare and make eye contact with this sky soaring son of a bitch and ask "What do you want?" Without a second's notice, he looks back at you and says "Check out this podcast." Of course, you oblige. That's how you got here. Let the bird go and let your boys into your ears, this one is fun. "This is the Whoopi Goldberg of t-shirts" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1xuBCSRdHTayPyXGkmWVqD?si=b4799ae4f20740fb THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

We came to bark, you came to bite. Well, we're all here now. We had our good friend, Kenny DeForest on to talk about car thievery and his new special, but mostly car thievery. If you're stealing a car, you better tow it. If you're towing a car, well that might as well be theft. We're staying on the couch and making ourselves at home, can we watch television with you? The Wilfred Brimley supercut. "I don't want to take the gas outta your ass" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0RH44xic9uXlUEoo79XQFs?si=45dc66c4fb494fa5 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s The Boob Groove Support the Show.

Coming in hard and hot against the spooky king of September, Danny Elfman. We agree, you make great music, Danny, but put on a shirt! Sales? Funnels? What's your pipeline like? Your numbers? They suck! Boost your numbers and upsell a kid a t-shirt. We examine some of today's hot topics, including but not limited to: how would a German person describe a taco without cheese. It's taken years to determine where our paths split and it seems like we found the event horizon: how we both utilized p2p sharing in the early 2000's. Michael learned, Max watched porn. Both of them live with broken brains. Michael ruined our friend's computer and... felt nothing. Psychopath shit. This episode takes a wildly unexpected turn about 33 minutes in and veers into an in depth research study on king Hoff. "If you're not gonna put anything up your nose, you might as well put something in your ears" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2BM2m9dTe6XGB697Vv9L25?si=5bfc7e931e20404f THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

The podcast gets regal. We've asked our friend, Bobby Condon, to spend the afternoon in our home. Within 120 seconds, we establish where the smut gets watched and it's too much too fast. This episode is so damn loud. We're answering big questions today- gin vs. vodka, who wins? No one! Everybody's hammered. For a few minutes, as if there was a personal Pizza Hut pizza on the line, the fellas sound like they're literate. Chivalry isn't dead, it's just getting pushed "real hard." Can you handle it? We don't think so! We kinda goofed the sound at the end, but don't worry about it. Just be cool. "Everyone's either Irish or getting yelled at" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0hCF45pMziTVlL2qO49jUL?si=3d3e623697fc4a2d THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

Well well well, look who it is. It's you. We knew you'd be here. If we didn't, we wouldn't acknowledge your presence. Get outta here! The gentle boys went on separate trips, Michael to Minneapolis, Max to a cabin in the woods. One thing is for sure, boys will be boys and men will cook for you. We revisit our cold opens and buddy, there's ice. So much ice. Max is trying to clean up his act and, are you still here? NPR voice, it's for the people and we're sponsored by your love. "Great flick, 10/10" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/40dyFuZg85a0JutEyqNqmm?si=3202ecd67c324845 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

Another Tuesday. Can you smell what the boys are cooking? It's meat, we're cooking meat. Shaunak Godkhindi joins the boys today to talk about what's good in life: engagements and fake accents. Michael makes a promise regarding a fart that he actually keeps. The boys discover how diamonds are made- have y'all made a rock before? If you're gonna tell someone you love them, give them a blizzard. If your wedding doesn't involve you being loaded with cash, you don't deserve marriage! The California Raisins run a train on Max. "Hey dog, it's literally love" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/069j9PXz2g7XgyT6G8goR8?si=a52f1460bb974ff9 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s The Blood Diamond Dealer Support the Show.

I know you're expecting a long podcast description filled with colorful wording and a comically loose outline of what we're talking about. Not today. No sir, I am tired today, I'm exhausted and spent. We're talking about things we've done this week. Been there, done that. Michael went to Seattle, Max went to Phish, and the world keeps turning, baby. Can you smell that? That's home cooking and the kitchen is this podcast. Please, help me find my child. If this sounds weird after 45 minutes, it's because Max got a little too open and honest.... and we had to cut some of it. "I'm trying so hard to get his approval" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7jPQafK73ZkNbuLYlw72yj?si=b84f1381c9434310 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the show

Our friend Nick is here (he's done heroin). We're off and sprinting, call us marathon runners. I gotta be fully honest. When we started this podcast, there was no long term goal to get into Phish, this just kind of happened. It sucks. I had a long life planned with joy, yachts, laughter, sex, and stocks. I could've been anything I wanted to be. An astronaut, a doctor, a construction worker, and yet, here I am, a Phish guy. Anyways, go see our friend Nick talk about doing drugs and hamsters if you're in Europe, it's really good. Tom Feeney isn't in this episode. "I would make sure you weren't around guns to begin with" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4JEuUEXs3aobpIPbqwb5XL?si=8fbdb161ac6e4f94 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

Our friend Ran is here (beep beep). Ran is a comedian from Cincinnati, Max loves Cincinnati. Ran becomes Michael Squints Polydorous (that's Greek for "A Sandlot character). We're operating blobs- you got a boyfriend? This episode is a jam bag of fun, and a little bit of cess. The open mic video game. Max got dumped again (can you even believe it?) Let's talk about boy time, a time for the boys. Sorry, this one kinda meanders for a bit in the middle, we're doing our best. Let's talk jam. You heard it here first, team. We're doing a live In the Minivan in Indianapolis on October 1st at 5pm at the White Rabbit Cabaret. We're talking meditation, mountains, and birds. "My favorite time of year, when all the leaves turn into Spirit Halloween stores" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3VqoI1LdPxVBXI1Qsqxw6Q?si=93b4626821124ec3 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46s Support the Show.

Let's address this right off the rip, Michael has a black eye. It's noticeable, but it insinuates that he is a big strong man (he's our big strong boy). Wanna see it in person? Go to The Earl tomorrow in Atlanta and watch people. We're looking for pools, will you please swim with us? Are you someone's lord and savior? Well, go dance on the pool! Let's recap the fourth- do you still have your fingers? You didn't do it right. Michigan dispensaries ain't for your grandaddy (unless he's poor and wants a lot of goods). We tried to do math and you know what, it's becoming clear that we don't know how to do that. Late night candy (😎). Fantasy vs. Sci-Fi. Hey, here's a question- if you have a question, where would you search for the answer? Google? Probably. How about Yahoo? You wouldn't use Yahoo, would you? In the year of our lord, 2023, surely you'd know better than to use Ya-2001-hoo. Michael Rowland, television star, comedian, college graduate, Michael Rowland still uses Yahoo to find out how to get in shape. Truly the most embarrassing moment in In The Minivan history. "This was math on weed" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/02Ma42fDqCM6aSd8mXXXVN?si=9112db2bcdce4fde THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46 Goo Punch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADQPcNvqymo Support the Show.

We're "kicking it old school." That means we're freewheeling, tooting, and dammit, we're cooking. It's Summer time and the living is sweaty. How do we know? Well the damn shirts are off! Shirts are still for sale (and we want to sell them). Let's talk broken glass- stop wasting glass! You better believe that if we're in Cocoa Beach, we're Jonning with Ron. Michael says the word "calcified." Let us know. The song is really good on this one. It's celebration week, nuptials, recordings, and the hits- all of them. Anxiety? We've got it! Grooves aren't just for Stella, we're finding ours again as well. We both agreed- this one was a lot of fun. "Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1wFErvfWgsRx3EPC3CnpNS?si=affc141ad9594224 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46 Kenny Funk Support the Show.

We've got t-shirts! Shoot us a message on instagram and we'll get you a sweet sweet shirt (designed to be worn in the pool and to sop up blood). We got tired of talking at each other about what makes us happy (Max: candy, Michael: supplements), so we brought on another guest. Lock the doors, we have known thrill seeker, Kevin Saucier on today! We noodle quite a bit for a while- the boys are jamming and the jam is jelly, and brother- that's a compote. Extreme hobbies? Keep it moving, pal- no one wants to see that. Traffic justification- explain your parking, explain your light job, keep your hands on ten and two. Michael is the masked singer. "You're cool- fuck your friends" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2kJ23SyFkOKP59VxWehp5n?si=ae3b5812009940a6 THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46 Support the Show.

Hey, Max here. If you're in Brooklyn this Saturday, I'm recording an album. If you want to come, tickets are here. We're going shirtless. Not that you care. It's not like we've spent a year working on our Summer bods. Tattoo talk (if we get 250 Patreon subscribers this month, Michael will get a tattoo (we currently have way less than that (he has not agreed to this)). We try to make light of the news, it goes nowhere. It's June, so you know we're discussing the presidential loyalty to the throne. Some stabbing, some ribbing, it's always inconvenient. Two friends clash on the internet- When Worlds Collide (by Powerman 5000). "God help that king, Charles is old as hell!" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Max: @maxfine_ Michael: @michaelrowlando_o Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7fhPRaeWVOTLgt3BoWB2OH?si=06e49dac740b43fc THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46 The Kool Aid Man Support the Show.

We're so tired. I'm sorry. So tired. We play a game and realize Michael doesn't know last names. Jesus Christ, the sleep is not coming fast enough. Max is recording an album at The Gutter on June 24th. Michael is headlining the Earl in Atlanta. Big news at the end, but don't take our word for it- because we can't give it away. Everyone kiss your friend. But not your friend's friend. Ok, have a good week. "I couldn't draw a stick figure" Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivan Follow us on instagram: @intheminivanpod Follow us on twitter: @intheminivan Follow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcast We're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQ Get in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3 Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/41VPvHBDvKjY6AdZpaEHpn?si=56d13817abd2449f THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46 Support the Show.